My Trump boner

I know you’ve seen those commercials where the cuck and his woman are walking on the beach and the announcer says “If your boner lasts more than 4 hours, call your doctor.” Well my boner hasn’t gone down since election night (more like ERECTION NIGHT) and I called my doctor who said I need to continue to masturbate furiously while watching The Donald speak on tv. I have been doing this and still I walk around tumescent.

I have 4 more years of this to look forward to. OOH-RAH!

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